Well, the folks at the barely-civilized Chaney Trail neighborhood are upset that the sheriff's department is not shutting the trail gate for the night in a timely manner, and they're looking for self-sufficient alternatives.
After deciding against the "head on a pike" alternative, they're discussing others. Most popular alternatives to date: 1) Xena, Warrior Princess, or 2) a cyborg, preferably driving a Hummer. (We could say something about after-hours visitors and hummers, but this is a family blog, so why even try?)
(Voodoo dolls and a real security guard have also been offered as alternatives, but what fun are they?)
