Writing from our undisclosed location ...
and saw this story on the La Canada Valley Sun website: Ara Badashian, 35 of Altadena was arrested for the very retro crime of stealing hubcaps. (Wonder if he was armed with a zip gun and switchblade, too? When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way ...)
This is mostly a stupid criminal trick because a smart crook WOULDN'T STEAL HUBCAPS IN A SECURE NASA FACILITY! If you can avoid the cougars, you probably can't avoid the guards!