"Really Unique Dog, Yes-siree!"
from gloriana casey
Of course in acronym breakdown,
first letters spell RUDY!
I am that dog, I need a home,
I'm bachelor, yes-siree!
I've caught a few of lucky breaks,
I need just one break here,
21st century dog, I am,
technology makes clear!
Pretend I am a bachelor then,
a-looking for a date!
So read on for my profile then,
I need a life long mate!
Athletic with those muscles fine,
with eyes so warm and brown.
An outdoor guy and homebody
yet love to do the town.
Religion matters not to me!
All faiths I do applaud.
And don't forget, DOG spelled backward
results in word of GOD!
And kids I'd love to have, you know,
though sadly that can't be!
Like people too, i've had that thing-----
a dog vasectomy!
A watcher and a doer too,
my life is a true gift!
I sing my praises proudly for
we dogs do love a riff
In looks, I'm like that movie star,
VALENTINO---- the name!
My nose is great , but powerful,
like RUDY Reindeer's fame!
I love outside but can be suave,
invite your friends to tea!
Politically I work the crowds,
like Mayor ----Giuliani
I'm RUDY, ready to engage!
and love's my speciality.
I'm game. I'm tame and even more
I'm RUDY, yessiree!