We plugged this page into the GenderAnalyzer website (which uses AI to determine if a particular page was written by a man, with "most manly" at 100%). We only scored 64%, not as manly as we'd like. We need to work on this.
Meantime, while Mrs. Altadenablog is out of town, we need to make breakfast and iron the kids' clothes ...
Other scores:
Altadena Sheriff's Station: 100%
Sheriff's Support Group: 84% (it's that "support" thing that threw it off)
Chaney Trail/Millard Canyon: 97% (how come Alice Wessen is manlier than we are?)
Altadena Weathercam: 93% (Bill Westphal is manlier than us, which we don't dispute, but not as manly as Alice!)
State & Lake: 52%. By the thoughtful and "out" A.D. Odom, GenderAnalyzer says the site says "quite gender neutral."
Altadena Library: 96%. Man, even the librarians are manlier than us!